…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
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…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
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The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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a masterpost of the original cast recordings of my favorite modern musicals!
1. Newsies, 2012 download
2. Once, 2012 download
3. Bonnie and Clyde, 2011 download
4. In the Heights, 2008 download
5. The Wedding Singer, 2006 download
6. Spring Awakening, 2006 download
7. Tick, Tick… Boom!, 2001 download
8. Falsettoland, 1990download
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sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better
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Aren’t we all internet explorers?
so this entire time
we’ve only hated ourselves
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I just had an entire conversation about how boss Arnold’s room was.Jealous
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Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara | The Hunger Games
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There’s one part of me that’s like:
You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.
But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:
No.
They both make such good arguments.
(via jpierrepontcriss)
| *Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
| *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit |
| *Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *A cop walks by*: | Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time |
| *Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school |
| *Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer |
My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it
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Look at this ship Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my otp list's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl The girl who ships ev'rything? Look at these loves angst to behold How many feels can one otp hold? Lookin' around here you'd think (Sure) she's ships everything I've got eye sex and tension aplenty I've got fanfics and graphics galore (You want headcanons? I got twenty) But who cares? No big deal I want more
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