unicornwhores:

…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

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just-keep-swimmingswimming:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

just-keep-swimmingswimming:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

(Source: goo.gl, via jellyfilledcondoms)

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phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

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santanadelrey:

a masterpost of the original cast recordings of my favorite modern musicals!
1. Newsies, 2012 download
2. Once, 2012 download
3. Bonnie and Clyde, 2011  download
4. In the Heights, 2008  download
5. The Wedding Singer, 2006  download
6. Spring Awakening, 2006  download
7. Tick, Tick… Boom!, 2001 download
8. Falsettoland, 1990download

santanadelrey:

a masterpost of the original cast recordings of my favorite modern musicals!

1. Newsies, 2012 download

2. Once, 2012 download

3. Bonnie and Clyde, 2011  download

4. In the Heights, 2008  download

5. The Wedding Singer, 2006  download

6. Spring Awakening, 2006  download

7. Tick, Tick… Boom!, 2001 download

8. Falsettoland, 1990download

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gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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seblaine:

sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better

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16,524 notes

popcornmassacre:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

so this entire time

we’ve only hated ourselves

(via beautifulwhatsyourhurry)

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michellethemaverick:

I just had an entire conversation about how boss Arnold’s room was.Jealous

(Source: prophetized, via beautifulwhatsyourhurry)

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara | The Hunger Games

(Source: mindofanalien, via profoundbondarchive)

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twoboobsjohnson:

There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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defeating:

My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it

(Source: defeatingdied, via squidkitten)

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leanmeanworkoutmachine:

(Source: )

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braidtouching:

Look at this ship
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my otp list's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who ships ev'rything?
Look at these loves
angst to behold
How many feels can one otp hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) she's ships everything

I've got eye sex and tension aplenty
I've got fanfics and graphics galore
(You want headcanons?
I got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

 #I WANNA BE WHERE THE CANON SHIPS ARE #I WANNA SEE WANNA SEE THEM HAVE SCREEN TIME #WANNA SCREAM WHEN THEY #WHAT DO YOU CALL IT #SPEAKKK #DREAMING AND WISHING YOU DON’T GET TOO FAR#INTERACTION’S REQUIRED FOR FRIENDSHIP #HUGGING #AND IF WE’RE LUCKY WE MIGHT GET A #WHADDAYA CALL IT #KISS #WHEN THEY’RE NOTICED#WHEN THEY’RE NOT WEIRD #WHEN THEY MIGHT EVEN GET SOME SCREEN TIME#DAYDREAMING ME #WISH I COULD BE #PART OF THAT CANONNN

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